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Thursday, February 03, 2005

Should a Christian have a cat?

The demeanor of a cat is seen by many honest-hearted observers as reflecting some supernatural, unnatural proclivity towards malice or evil. And, it is a well-known fact that cats are impossible to tame, teach or raise in the truth. The cat has a rebellious, independent spirit. While the animal itself may be unaware of this tragic condition, it serves only its true master - Satan, the Devil.

So, to summarize, pussy is the agent of the devil. Stay away, harlots!
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posted by Rob at 10:36 AM

1 Comments:

  • "The cat has a rebellious, independent spirit. While the animal itself may be unaware of this tragic condition, it serves only its true master - Satan, the Devil."

    So these conservative nutty Christians believe that a rebellious independent spirit is the work of Satan and following like a sheep is Godlike. K, I'm ready to bow to Satan if that's how it is.

    By Blogger Mike, at February 03, 2005 7:33 PM  

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